Dear Content Consumers:

I hit a limit last week. The headline was, “I Taste-Tested and Ranked 10 Kinds of Ranch Dressing and Can’t Believe How Long I’ve Missed Out on The Winner.” This was up there with, “I Flew First Class to China and Business Class Back, Here’s What I Learned.” These articles appear daily on the landing page of major news websites. With fear that I’ll be memed as, “Old Man Complains About the Death of Journalism,” I’ve been musing anyway. Interspersed with these important news stories were trivial distractions about some fire in Maui, which turns out to be in the United States, the upcoming election in Guatemala, which by the way mentioned that it was somewhere in a place called Central America, and some dramatic