Dear Choice Makers:

A Calvinist dies and finds himself at a crossroads where there are two signs pointing down two different roads. One says in big letters, “Predestination Believers,” and the other says, “Free Will Believers.” Being a Calvinist and believing in predestination, he takes the predestination road. He walks down the road and comes to a huge golden door with the word PREDESTINATION written above it. He knocks, and an angel opens the door and asks, “What brings you to my door”? The Calvinist answers, “There were two signs, and I chose the one that says predestination." The angel says, “You chose it? Well then, you can’t come in,” and slams the door shut. The Calvinist is crushed and walks back to the crossroads where the two signs are. He goes down the free will road and comes to another huge gold door