The Thrill of Being Offended

Dear Companions in Contempt:

The other day I was offended. No matter the context, I saw a billboard with an ad campaign poking fun at some group or another. Quickly juggling in my mind the intent of the offender as ignorant or outright hostile, I calculated both the content and the context of the group being lampooned, subjugated, dismissed. I counted myself among their number; I and people like me were the intended butt of the insult. Or was it a group I feel morally obligated to protect?

With lightning quick mental calculation, I recalled the history—and rekindled the memory—of how I have been coached to react. I remembered the dark days when I could have been a similar offender. I retraced my journey from ignorance to enlightenment, and smugly congratulated myself for my journey toward wisdom. I then lamented how the current state of politics, economics and religion was permitting overt yet subtle hate. I rhetorically wondered how long we would permit ourselves to flounder in this culture of debasement? My heart longed for a simpler time yet to come, where such reckless prose would no longer cloud our public sphere.

I envisioned the copy editor several months before, pulling the mocked-up billboard graphic on his screen (I instinctively knew it was a ‘he’), nudging his colleagues with a smirk, wondering if they would get away with it. I pictured the advertising client executives, all in on the joke, assuming the masses would be too ignorant to recognize the veiled hostility implicit in the campaign. Throughout the whole process from idea to massive roadside display, no one said “stop” and put an end to this social atrocity. I shook my head in disgust.

These rapid mental gymnastics gave me a feeling of smug enlightenment; a good workout always does. It granted me the luxury of abiding in the tents of the wise, the sensitive, the compassionate. As for those others, the wolves that tear at the very fiber of what is decent and true, I wished upon them their destruction, fancifully seeing the day when at the resolution of all things they would face weeping and gnashing of teeth, their just desserts for such willful ignorance.      
  
As I said, the particular offense is of little consequence. What happened next, however, was astounding. Confident in the calculation and somewhat exhausted by the burden of my social awareness, I realized I had misread the billboard. It wasn’t offensive at all; in fact, it was kind of cute.

Tracking outrage so you don’t have to, I remain,

With Love,
Jonathan Krogh
Your Pastor

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Dear Happy Campers: 

In 1930, Walter Strong, publisher of the Chicago Daily News, constructed his country getaway summer home for his wife Josephine and their five children. Josephine’s brother, architect Maurice Webster, designed the home to resemble a Tudor castle, knowing Strong’s affection for his European travel and the writings of Sir Walter Scott. Quarried from local limestone, the house sits on a perch above the Rock River with sixteen bedrooms, nine baths, eight fireplaces, gargoyles and several playful secret passageways. Strong, however, never fully enjoyed this fanciful retreat house, as he died suddenly in 1931. 

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Dear Election Deniers:

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Dear Subscribers:

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Dear Hangry Diners: 

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Dear Art Dealers, 

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Dear Happy(?) Campers:

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Dear Busybodies, 

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Dear Collective Clergy:

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A Little Love Note to a Church

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Pointless Performative Posting

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Dear Bugged Ones: 

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Dear Dinner Guests,

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Greetings, Praying Parents:

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Dear Non-Conference Non-Attendees:

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Thoughts and Prayers or Thoughtful Prayer?

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Keep Looking Up, at least until you're tired

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